Item: Trump and media side with Syrian White Helmets
Trump’s off the reservation,
With Tomahawks in his quiver,
As we learn to our consternation
That he’s an Indian giver.
He signed the treaty and made a vow
That he’d never let them down;
But he’s joined up with the cowboys now,
Who are terrorizing the town.
It’s the all-too familiar saga,
With the posse going to bat
For the renegade red of MAGA,
Who suddenly donned a white hat.